U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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