i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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