You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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