Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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