is your mom at the bar?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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