i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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