operation harelip BJ is a go
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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