pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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