just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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