I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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