So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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