Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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