You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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