What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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