2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
id be glad to
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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