Having a random hookup so left but love u
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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