Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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