Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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