I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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