During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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