video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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