Do you still have your period?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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