the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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