his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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