Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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