...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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