fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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