I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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