I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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