my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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