can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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