Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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