I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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