I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Randomize
