i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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