Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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