I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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