kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Everyone says I win the strip club
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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