If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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