Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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