Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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