its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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