We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
my being single is dangerous.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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