thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
ttyl tear gas
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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