On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can Purell be used as lube?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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