i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I looked at my own cervix.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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