I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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