how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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