Don't you send me to vm
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
