Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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