why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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