i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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